Siri. There's not much to say about him. He's quiet, a hiking juggernaut, eats mystery mac-'n-cheese, says potaetas' instead of "potatoes", is a literal endless pit of stories, and has really good CLIF bars. However, all of this pales in comparison to his natural affinity and photogenicity in the wild. His silent connection and kinship with the great wilderness that surrounds him is unquestionable. These untamed lands are where he belongs; he's truly a wizard of the wild.